Sassy Quotes To Spice Up Your Instagram Captions

Are you looking for some short sassy quotes to spice up your Instagram captions or Facebook posts?

Or are you in a mood where you just wish you had the perfect sassy comeback?

Well, with this list of 70+ sassy quotes, you’ll never be lost for words again!

This is my ultimate list of sassy quotes and sayings about life that are perfect for your next Instagram caption, Facebook post or as a sassy tweet.

These sassy quotes range from funny to motivational to badass to plain savage.

Enjoy reading these hilarious quotes and make sure to save them for later…

Funny Sassy Quotes

This is my cup of care. Oh look it’s empty!

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza.

Don’t worry about me, worry about your eyebrows.

Deja Poo – The feeling of having heard this crap before.

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance.

Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you just cant’ do it.

Sassy Quotes for Lady Bosses

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.

Know your worth, then add tax.

Eat Pray Slay

Are you free tomorrow? No I’m expensive.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, get a door.

No I checked my receipt, I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.

There is no U in Awesome, but there’s a ME.

If you’re trying to bring me down, you’re already below me.

Hey I found your nose. It was in my business.

I used to just Crastinate. But I got so good I went Pro.

Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Sassy Girl Quotes

Looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

Life is short, make every hair flip count.

Be a stiletto in a room of flats.

Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.

Confidence level. Selfie with no filter.

Too glam to give a damn.

I put the hot in psychotic.

Hotter than the bottom of your laptop.

5’2 with an attitude of 6’1.

I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.

Why chase you when I’m the catch.

Hello 911, I’m on fire.

I like my coffee how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too hot for you.

Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.

Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.

If you are cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?

Don’t Mess With Me Quotes

How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up.

You are either on my side, by my side, or in my way. Choose wisely.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll drop you like it’s funny.

Don’t underestimate me. I go from lady to ghetto in under 2.5 seconds.

Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Don’t forget to grab a straw ’cause you suck.

Life is too short to hold a grudge. Slash some tires and call it even.

It’s called karma. And it’s pronounced “haha fuck you!”

Badass Quotes

Sassy, Classy and a little Bad-assy.

If your phone doesn’t ring. It’s me.

I do a thing called what I want.

Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.

If you can’t handle the sass. You can’t handle this ass.

It’s beginning to look a lot like “fuck this”.

I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.

I’d agree with you. But then we’d both be wrong.

Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.

I’d rather be someones shot of vodka than everyones cup of tea.

And there goes the last fuck I gave.

Savage Quotes

Be savage not average.

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.

I’m not interested in your issues. Unsubscribe.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

You remind me of a penny, two faced and not worth much.

Do you know what I like about people? Their dogs.

Just like the alphabet, I come before U.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.

Oh darling, go buy a personality.

Sassy Motivational Quotes

Out of my way I’ve got my sassy pants on today.

Make shit happen.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible.

If live gives you lemons, add vodka.

You are amazeballs, own that shit.

Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.

I doubt vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot.

Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.

Consider this Diem Carped.

If nothing goes right, go left.

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These are my funniest sassy quotes

I hope you had a laugh and you’ve found a sassy caption for your Instagram post or a funny quote you can turn into a Facebook meme.

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